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"If I try hard enough, I can grow a penis."

--Angie

.plan File

.plan Update (8/8/2001)

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Mike D says: "You call yourself a linux jew?!?"

Cody: "If you mean 'guru': no. If you mean 'jew': no, I'm not jewish."

Mike D says: "Once you release your own open source software, you're half-way there. Just write some brilliant software that would make milllions for you, if you weren't giving it away."

Cody: "What about my project code, that was a pathetic stab at releasing my work..."

Mike D says: "You need to round the edges on your test page, and release as a set of tools to go along with your website topology. You're still a long way from coherent programming, but sometime this semester you should get a working beta up."

Cody: "Sounds like a plan.

• Finish webmasters stuff - for behind-the-scenes site management. Maybe people will actually follow through on offers to write content.
• Release source code under GPL - CTF profits skyrocket 1000% (from $0 to $0).
• Coax someone into writing content - Paul, Josh, Kirk, and Brandon are all likely candidates
• Start using webmasters mailing list - return of free spam!

--cody

.plan Update (6/23/2001)

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Mike D says: "You have brought the art of lazy to a whole new pinnacle. This is the first update in...[counts on fingers]...three months, to the day! Oh, you better have something good for us."

Cody says: "Actually, I have been working on a lot of stuff behind the scenes, among my accomplishments already:

• Fuck That at AdCritic.com - allows you to easily skim movies from AdCritic's servers, and save them, without going through the source yourself.
• The Writings of Greg Pellam - while I'm not responsible for the content at all, I did reformat everything to integrate Greg's poems into the site.
• Experimental Code - I've been working behind the scenes for quite a while on making administrative tools for webmasters, and myself. You can peruse them only to a minor extent without actually having a password.
• Plus, you can now vote on almost everything on the site. This .plan update will be the first accepting feedback, in fact."

--cody

.plan Update (3/23/2001)

Mike D says: "Thanks to the kind people at the Betty Ford Center, my addiction and violent tendencies are now buried deep inside of me, rather than boiling on the surface. Not to worry, doctors say I have at least 25 minutes until another violent outburst."

Cody says: "Modern medicine sure is amazing."

Mike D says: "But, it seems as if the fort has nearly collapsed since I've been away. Given that Cody's spring break is next week, I wont feel guilty whipping him throughout his ten-hour work days. So, for the next nine days, he will be putting in unnecessary amount of time to make the site better. He will add in the following bells and whistles:

• Vote on everything - it will look something like this 3|2|1.
• Menus on longer pages - generated on the fly, thanks to PHP
• Fuck that of the [x] - Workarounds for the internet (and life's) favorite shitty policies
• Random Major Chooser - Cal has more than 140 majors, will you be the unlucky bastard that gets Wood Science?
• Word to Fuck By - This will be profound.
• Link Target for Assholes - Many readers write their own websites, and find it hard to find a good target full of disgusting material to send bad users to. This will be that target, caution: this will be extremely graphic.

--cody

.plan Update (3/4/2001)

Cody says: "While Mike D is in recovery, I have to dig out some content from the 'didn't make it into the plan file' file."

Things to do today:

• Buy bread + milk
• Jog down Telegraph
• Slam penis in drawer

--cody

.plan Update (2/28/2001)

Mike D says: "What, you think that as soon as you have some poor schmoes writing for your lazy ass that you can walk out and leave the site to run itself. If you think that's true than you've got another thing coming. These guys aren't your fucking day labor! Have some decency you sack of shit! I hate you!! If you make me write another one of these plan updates I will kill again!!! Die, motherfucker, die!!!!!"

Cody says: "While I try to get those amphetamines away from Mikey. I'll let Dr. Chummmmp talk about what's new for codythefreak.net."

Mikey says: "Don't call me 'Mikey', or they'll have to hold a 'Berkeleyan Freedom Concert!'"

Dr. Chummmmp says: "After Cody's relentless beating, he will be back on staff, writing on a daily basis."

[Muffled screaming]

Dr. Chummmmp says: "First he's going to write a tracker to figure out which parts of the site you like best. Then when you complain about invasion of privacy he's going to write up a poll to ask you the honest American way. Then he's going to reorient the site so its easier to find what you want and discover all there is to see at codythefreak.net. After that he'll put up two new sections:

• Sex Toys - poorly named title for computer-related gadgets, Cody thinks it'll bring in more hits if he uses the word 'sex' more often.
• CS Pages - that really old section that he keeps promissing to write but never does. Well, he's working on it right now, if the subsiding yelps are any indication.
• More Banners - and banner chooser for those of you who like to be picky about what you see (Codythefreak login required)."

--cody

.plan Update (2/14/2001)

Mike D says: "Kirk will back me up on this: Cody is a shitty writer. We need someone else."

Cody says: "I think I can arrange that. Soon, new authors will join the cast at codythefreak, they are some of the smartest men I know, besides George W. Bush. You ask what these outsiders might contribute, and I will tell:

• Good Morning MCB - World renown physician and surgeon offers medical advice to real people with real problems, really runny problems.
• Hagen's Haiku's - They're not Hooptie Goo's, but they'll do. Oh, and they're funny.
• Sheep Club - The first rule of sheep club is..."

--cody

.plan Update (2/10/2001)

Mike D says: "What the fuck is this? This can't be PHP code. Cody wouldn't write PHP code this sloppy and convoluted unless he was drunk."

Cody says: "Back off, man. Basically, this is how I look at it. I'm upgrading the site to mySQL form handling later, and until then the current code will do its job just fine. At this point, I need to clean up the code so it filters text a little better, and then figure out how to implement mySQL. Here's the order of operations for all of you too lazy to actually read a paragraph rather than glance through a list:

1. Add Counter Back in
2. Fix current code problems
3. Add personal pages
4. Add My Bookmarks
5. Add code listings
6. CS Homework"

--cody

.plan Update (2/5/2001)

Cody says: "Cody kindly defers to Mike D..."

Mike D says: "The master plan is to add some real content to this site. Since it is structured like a Content site, it needs more solid content. This was pointless before when the site was completely unorganized, but now the streamlined layout allows for Cody to actually make things available to you, as any good website should. This is what Cody must add:

• New Featured Music Selection
• Computer Code Listing
• Die, AOL, Die!
• My Bookmarks
• Personal Pages
• Answer some Dr. CS submissions"

--cody

.plan Update (2/4/2001)

Mike D says: "The master plan is to organize this crappy convoluted site, so people can look at what they want, not just a random collection of crap in chronological order."

Cody says: "Yeah, what he said, except for that part about this site being crappy. It's not crappy, it's shitty."

Here's how it goes:

• Splash Page - Latest News, and Contents
• Dr. CS - Read Answers/Post Questions
• SIL - Sites I Like
• FM - Featured Music
• OC - Online Comics
• Rants - Guestbook
• RLot(x) - Random Link of the [unit of time goes here]

--cody