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Quote:

"I have read your book and much like it."

--Moses Hadas

I'm [Not] Feeling Lucky

Thanks to my new log parser, Analog, I can now know exactly which search terms you guys are using to find my website. Since I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to publicize the really funny ones.

How to What Yourself?!

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I will start this series of brief, easy-to-make pages with my inspiration for the topic. Behind the scenes of codythefreak.net, I always know what's going on, who's hitting certain pages, how they travel from page to page, when they surf, and from where (scary, eh?).

Anyways, so I'm perusing this gigantic logfile (compliments of Apache), and I find an interesting http_referrer value (in laymen's terms, what site linked to mine):

http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+give+yourself+a+blowjob

In case you hadn't guessed, the search term here is: "how to give yourself a blowjob", which matched my website, miracurously.

If your Google preferences are set right, my website should come up on the first page (number 11). Just because I feel like incriminating this person, as much as possible, I'm going to give you all the information he gave me:

IP: 172.144.229.204
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

The real instructions on how to give yourself a blowjob will come next week.